"Our cameras fade into a shot of a well built black man sitting in front of a pWa camera crew."

Black Man: Well, it looks like I've finally made it to the big leagues playas. "The Main Event" Nick Raynes has just signed a contract with Premier Wrestling Alliance. They never thought it could be done!

"Raynes stands up and walks over to a soda machine."

Nick: You see, I've been trying to make it big for a while now. Justin Rudd and his business partner Aaron Roark were the only people who would even listen to the playa.

"He grabs a Livewire Mountain Dew and walks back over and sits down."

Nick: You see, I'm the greatest thing to ever climb into the squared circle! I've watched some Lawrence Gideon promos where he claims to be better than everyone. The difference between me and Gideon is that I show that I am the greatest in the ring, I don't proclaim.

"We see Carmelo Hodge, pWa's sexiest interviewer walk onto the set."

Nick: You have got to be the sexiest thang working under pWa management!

Carmelo: Nick Raynes I presume?

Nick: That would be me, "The Main Event" Nick Raynes.

Carmelo: Flattering, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?

Nick: Always got time fer a pretty little lady. Ask away.

Carmelo: You signed with pWa just a few days ago and it was announced earlier that Shawn Mason would be facing Cyrus Stone at Legends Accolade, I was informed recently that the match had been changed to Raynes Vs. Mason. What are your thought on this match up?

Nick: I spoke on signing with pWa shortly before your arrival. I'll address Mason later on in detail but for you all I have to say is this. Whoever Rudd Roark or Hen decides to throw at me for my opening match will become my first victim to the Limits of Gravity, followed by the 1....2.....3! I am "The Main Event" and I'll beat anyone to prove it!

Carmelo: Nick, it was nice to meet you, and I am looking forward to working with you.

Nick: It was nice to meet you as well.

"Nick stands up and kisses Carmelo's hands as she exits the room. She is greeted by Nick's wife, Victoria Raynes."

Victoria: Hey baby, who was that?

"Nick walks over and kisses his wife."

Victoria: Uhuh, don't be changin the subject playa!

Nick: She was just an interviewer that pWa sent over, you know I only got eyes fer you girl!

Victoria: I know baby, it ain't you I don't trust it's alla dese otha bitches!

Nick: Yeah baby, I know, but you also gotta realize that I gotta work with 'em which means you have to find a way to get along with 'em!

Victoria: I know baby. I just came by to see where you wanted to meet fer dinner.

Nick: I thought we'd go to that little Cuban place over o Rombach, you know, what's it called.

Victoria: The Cha-Cha-Cha?

Nick: Yeah, that's it. I thought I'd meet you there when I was done here,

Victoria: So when do you think you're gonna be done?

Nick: Gimme twenty minutes and I'll be there.

Victoria: Ok baby, I'll see ya there.

"Victoria exits the scene."

"The Main Event": pWa, the new home of "The Main Event" Nick Raynes. The playa himself has finally arrived! I just found out that my first match is signed at the upcoming PPV. They put me against some jack-off named Shawn Mason? All Mason is going to become is just the first victim of the Limits of Gravity! I don't like to play games Mason. I like to get the job done and have fun wit it! Before you can be old and wise Shawn, you gotta be young and stupid! I got the second part down pretty good. That old and wise part. I'm not exactly cut out fer that yet. Shawn, can you feel the tension building between us? Kinda scary man, feels like just yesterday I was just another guy tryin to make it to the big leagues. I'll catch ya real soon my friend. Just remember Shawn, this is what it is playa, what it really is!

"Nick walks away as the cameras fade to black."